Casualties of Advent

We will be investing in a Nativity scene appropriate for toddlers during the after Christmas discount sales due to the increasing number of casualties at our representation of Bethlehem. So far, Baby Jesus and a sheep have each lost a leg and one of the Kings has been beheaded due to accidental drops. Despite these losses, the Nativity scene remains a hot spot.

Groceries

If your mom talks too long to the neighbors, just lay down and start unloading the groceries yourself.